jankyass:

“Hello?”

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“Hi Nicki. It’s Beyonce Giselle Knowles-Carter of the House of Dereon aka King B aka America’s National Treasure with skin and soul as pure and as white as a fresh Winter Morning aka Sasha Fierce aka The Second Coming. How you livin’?

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“actually my name’s Ka-“

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“Listen Jessie J, I know we’ve both said and done some things we’re not proud of but I’d like to take this opportunity to extend an olive branch. You see, my Grammy warehouse is being relocated from the Cayman Islands to the large and  wide open spaces of Rihanna’s forehead, and I was wondering if maybe you’d like to house-sit some of my Grammys and maybe even keep one. How does that sound?

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“WOW! REALLY?! MY FIRST GRAMMY!? BEYONCE YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE!! Except please know that my name is Ka-“

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“You’re right. I shouldn’t have and I won’t. How’s that for some Beautiful Liar shit, Bitch? Eat a dick heaux. Have fun living in Gaga’s shadow for the remaining 2 of your 15 minutes. I gotta go, we’re upgrading Blue Ivy to iOS 7 today.*click*”

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-Epilogue-

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LIVING.

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sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

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dopeybeauty:

tyleroakley:

Aurora is the Disney HBIC.

hello my friends! i’m so thankful to everyone who has been reblogging this set, and i don’t know who removed it - and i hope i don’t sound aggressive - but please do not remove captions my friends! because snow white has now been removed from the set and i feel awful wondering if people think i left her out on purpose because she’s some people’s favourite and i don’t want those people to be disappointed because of that!

so if everyone doesn’t mind, please don’t remove captions!

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dopeybeauty:

smoke all the dope & then sing with the song

bippidi boppidi bong

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magic-golden-cupcake:

Sleeping Beauty loves to read her favorite bedtime story before going to sleep

magic-golden-cupcake:

Sleeping Beauty loves to read her favorite bedtime story before going to sleep

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